Hey there! As promised, I will continue the jokes. Oh, I just remember! Happy Easter, may your spirits lead you to your dreams.. Hey wait. Sorry.. wrong quotation; may your hearts and mind understand the love of our God the Lord: The Marvelous Man of God, the Magnificent Son of Man, the Fabulous God, the Great King, the Powerful Ruler of Earth and Heaven, yeah.. you got what I'm thinking right? Well, let's hit the START button! :D
An Easter Celebration
Who would live without Easter celebrations? I guess I'm not the one who can live without an Easter celebration. It always remind people especially Christians how the Lord died for us humans. I'll post 5 blog posts for today. I just want to.. Right, right. Let's get back to the point ;) :).
Kebaktian Paskah I [In Indonesia]
Perjanjian baru diakui
sebagai firman Allah. Petrus, ia hanya mengingat lebih tentang kehidupan Yesus,
lebih daripada khotbah khotbah-Nya. Petrus menulis banyak tentang keidupan
Yesus serta murid-murid-Nya, lebih daripada cerita-cerita Yesus atau
khotbah-khotbah-Nya. Jika Kristus tak bangkit, rasul akan berhenti menjadi
rasul dan tiada lagi rasul yang menyebarkan kabar baik tentang Yesus dan
kasih-Nya. Jika rasul tidak ada, perjanjian baru tidak ada, dan jika perjanjian
baru tidak ada, perjanjian lama tidak akan selesai dengan jelas. Jika Kristus
tidak bangkit, khotbah atau injil yang diberitakan oleh para rasul- rasul akan
sia-sia. Kebangkitan Kristus, adalah kemenangan akan maut.
Kemenangan ini diawali dengan
pertarungan akan kematian, yaitu musuh terakhir. Maut dibinasakan dan maut
ditelan, begitulah istilah Alkitab. Ini kemenangan yang sangat luar biasa dalam
kebangkitan Yesus. Untuk menyatakan Allah adalah Allah Tritunggal, Yesus mati
dan menaklukan maut melalui bangkit. Orang hebat yang meskipun sangat dipakai
Tuhan akan mati dan tidak bangkit lagi kecuali ketika dunia sudah mencapai masa
terakhirnya, Akhir Zaman.
Waktu Yesus pergi (mati) semua lari kecuali
Yohanes dan beberapa Maria dan ibu-ibu. Tetapi ketika Yesus bangkit, Dia pergi
mencari semuanya. Dalam pikiran orang Farisi, Mesias tidak boleh dan tidak bisa
disalib, mati dengan cara yang mengenaskan dan memalukan. Orang-orang tidak
percaya Yesus, dan Imam Besar menyogok para prajurit dan orang-orang untuk
menyebarkan berita yang tak benar, hingga sampai sekarang pun masih ternyatakan
apa yang salah. Meskipun para Imam Besar percaya, mereka membenci Yesus karena
kedengkian hati, sesuatu yang tidak diperbolehkan, dan sangat dilawan oleh
Kristus dan umat-Nya. Salah satu murid Yesus, Tomas, berpikiran dengan pikiran
rasional, tetapi ia bukan seorang yang penakut. Ia belum percaya Yesus bangkit
dari kematian, betul-betul bangkit dan bisa kembali hidup. Lalu ketika Yesus
menunjukkan tangan, kaki dan lambungNya yang lubang, seketika itu juga Tomas
percaya dan menyembah Dia yang Esa. “Sketical
unbelieve”, itulah Tomas.Tetapi, dalam sisi lain, Maria Magdalena berpikir
secara emosional, “Emotional Unbelieve”. Kita percaya dari mendengar, meski
tidak melihat. Cara Tomas dan Maria tidak benar. Alkitab mengatakan bahwa meski
orang tidak melihat, mereka yang percaya setelah mendengar disuruh untuk
berbahagia.
Kebangkitan Tuhan Yesus membawa pengharapan
kepada manusia sehingga manusia mendapatkan dan mempunyai alasan untuk hidup:
memuliakan, menghayati dan menghargai kasih-Nya.
Misionaris adalah orang
paling berani di dunia. Mereka begitu mengasihi Yesus sehingga mereka berani,
rela untuk meskipun perjalan pengkhotbahan membunuh mereka dan menyiksa mereka,
menyebarkan injil-Nya. Apa yang menyemangati misionaris untuk merelakan segala
sesuatu kecuali Tuhan adalah kasih Tuhan yang lebih besar, melebihi apapun di
dunia ini. Bahkan orang terkaya atau termiskin sekalipun, yang menyumbangkan
segala miliknya untuk Tuhan atau untuk orang yang dicintainya, mati pun, orang tersebut
tidak memberi rekor terbesar dalam cinta kasih. Tuhan rela, Tuhan mengasihi
manusia ciptaan-Nya, sehingga Tuhan mati untuk SEMUA orang dan Tuhan memang
benar menyelamatkan kita manusia. Misionaris bersandar pada karya Allah dan
pada tindakan Allah, janji Allah. Orang percaya mengalami kesulitan di bumi
seperti misionaris dan umat Tuhan, gereja dan sebagainya, tetapi mereka akan
dihibur oleh Allah. Allah berdaulat, maka bersandarlah pada kasih Allah.
Relalah memberi untuk pekerjaan-Nya. Mengasihi Tuhan memang sungguh sulit. Ada
seorang hamba Tuhan yang rela memberi segala kepunyaannya supaya uangnya bisa
dipakai untuk pekerjaan Tuhan. Sungguh sulit, bukan? Rela untuk memberi apa
yang kita mau miliki. Tetapi Abraham, seluruh orang terpercaya dari Alkitab dan
beberapa orang di dunia ini mau, bersungguh-sungguh ingin memberi dan percaya
pada apa yang Allah akan lakukan selanjutnya. Mempersembahkan apa yang kita
miliki memang sulit, tetapi ketika kita melihat kasih Allah yang sungguh benar
dan besar, iman kita dikuatkan. “Irony” yang sulit dibayangkan dialami oleh
Yesus. Penghiburan dari Alkitab dan lain-lain. Meskipun kesulitan yang sangat
menimpa kita, meskipun kesulitan sangat berbeban dalam hidup kita, kita tidak
boleh dan tidak harus takut. Jerih payah kita akan selalu diperhatikan Tuhan,
apalagi jika kita bekerja keras demi menyenangkan Tuhan.
Berdoalah dan ucapkan
syukur, pujilah Dia, sebab Dia yang mengasihi kit akan segera datang.
Bersiap-siaplah dan minta ampun kepada Allah, karena Dia telah mengasihi kita
terlebih dahulu, maka kita juga harus mengasihi Dia.
Easter Worship I [In English :)]
The new agreement is recognized as the word of God. Peter, he just remembered more about the life of Jesus, more than his preaching sermons. Peter wrote a lot about keidupan Jesus and his disciples, more than the stories of Jesus or His sermons. If Christ is not risen, the apostle would cease to be an apostle and no more apostles who spread the good news about Jesus and His love. If the apostles did not exist, the new agreement does not exist, and if the new agreement does not exist, the old agreement will not be completed with the obvious. If Christ is not risen, or gospel sermon preached by the apostles would be futile. Resurrection of Christ, is a triumph of death.
This victory will fight begins with death, which is the last enemy. Destroyed death and death is swallowed, so the term Bible. This is a very remarkable victory in the resurrection of Jesus. To declare God is a Trinity, Jesus died and conquered death through rose. Great people who although very used by God to be dead and not rise again except when the world has reached the final period, the End Times.
When Jesus went, (dead) all run except John and some of Mary and mothers. But when Jesus rose, he went looking for it all. In the minds of the Pharisees, Christ must not and can not be crucified, died in a way that is pathetic and embarrassing. People do not believe in Jesus, and High Priest bribe the soldiers and people to spread the word that is not true, up until now and still is expressed what was wrong. Despite the high priest believed, they hated Jesus because of envy heart, something that is not allowed, and so resisted by Christ and His people. One of Jesus' disciples, Thomas, thinking with a rational mind, but he is no coward. He has not believe Jesus rose from the dead, actually got up and could come back to life. Then when Jesus show of hands, feet and his side the hole, instantly Tomas believe and worship the One God. "Sketical Unbelieve", that Tomas.Tetapi, on the other hand, Mary Magdalene think emotionally, "Emotional Unbelieve". We believe from the hearing, although not see. How to Thomas and Mary is not true. The Bible says that even if people do not see, those who believe after hearing told to be happy.
Resurrection of the Lord Jesus brings hope to people so that people get and have a reason to live: to glorify, appreciate and cherish his love.Missionaries are the bravest men in the world. They are so in love with Jesus so that they dare, though willing to kill their preaching trip and tortured them, spreading his gospel. What are encouraged missionaries to give up everything except God is the love of God is greater, more than anything in this world. Even the richest or poorest people, who donated all his possessions to God or to his loved ones, dead matter, the person does not give the biggest record in love. God willing, God loves His human creation, so that the Lord died for ALL people and God indeed save us humans. Missionaries relied on the work of God and the action of God, God's promise. Believers have trouble on earth as missionaries and the people of God, the church, and so on, but they will be comforted by God. God is sovereign, then rely on the love of God. Relalah give to his work. Loving God is really difficult. There was a servant of God who was willing to give all his possessions so that money can be used for God's work. It's hard, is not it? Willing to give us what we want to have. But Abraham, all the reliable from the Bible and a few people in this world want, really want to give and believe in what God will do next. Present what we have is difficult, but when we see the love of God that is so true and large, our faith is strengthened. The statement "Irony" which is hard to imagine, was experienced by Jesus. Comfort of the Scriptures and others is important in this situation. Despite the difficulties which greatly upon us, despite the difficulties so burdened in our lives, we can not and do not have to be afraid. Our efforts will always be considered the Lord, especially when we are working hard to please God. Pray and give thanks, praise him, for He who loves us will soon come. Be prepared and ask forgiveness of Allah, as He has loved us first, then we also ought to love Him.
Kebaktian Paskah II [In Indonesia]
Semua
agama mencari keselamatan dan cara untuk menuju kepada keselamatan. Ada orang
yang mengira Yesus adalah manusia yang hebat, tetapi Yesus bukanlah Tuhan.
Orang tersebut menyombongkan diri sampai menjadi bodoh dan hidupnya kacau
sekali. Orang yang menyatakan diri sebagai tuhan/Tuhan harus membuktikan apa
dia bisa bangkit setelah meninggal dunia. Akan tetapi, selama ini belum pernah
ada orang, manusia atau makhluk hidup yang bisa bangkit dari kematian atau
maut.
Kunci
esensi kekristenan, apakah itu? Paskah bukan perayaan biasa. Kunci esensi iman
Kristen; Semuanya ada, beriman pada Kristus. Sejarah tak bisa dilawan, diganti,
dirusak. Kasih Allah semakin besar bagi manusia. Kita harus menghayati kasih
Allah, dan setelah menghayati kasih-Nya yang terlalu besar, kita akan
tersungkur dan bersyukur pada Allah. Walau kita mengira dosa yang kita lakukan
itu kecil, dan kadangkaala kalau memang dosa itu memang yang terkecil, dosa itu
akan membesar, dan banyak manusia meremehkan kasih dan pengampunan Allah yang
maha besar. Banyak manusia memanfaatkan kasih Allah dengan meremehkanNya, dan
lain-lain. Manusia harus menghargai, menaati Tuhan serta kasih-Nya; seperti
orangtua kita. Waktu mereka telah merawat mengasihi kita dengan sabar,
menderita bagi anak-anaknya, kita harus menjaga kasih mereka. Sama seperti
menghargai Tuhan yang telah mati, menderita; jauh lebih menderita bagi kita
manusia.
Bawaan,
tergantung pada penghayatan kasih Allah, setia pada-Nya karena Ia telah
menyelamatkan kita dari dosa maut, serta yang lain-lain. Keselamatan kita
datang dari anugerah Allah. Yesus maha kasih, tetapi Ia juga maha adil dan maha
kuasa. Nama Yesus ada banyak, maka kita harus menyatakan yang mana adalah Yesus
kita, Yesus dari Nazaret, Yesus yang mati dan bangkit untuk menyelamatkan
dunia, Yesus sang Anak Allah, Yesus sang Tuhan yang berupa manusia 100 % dan
juga 100 % Tuhan, dan sebagainya.
Di Alkitab, Yesus lebih
sering kecewa dan menangis dan lain lain. Yesus banyak kali berbelas kasihan,
dan pernyataan-pernyataan ini dicatat di dalam Alkitab. Secara fakta, film dan
gambar jauh di deskripsikan ketika Yesus disiksa, ketika Yesus ada di dunia.
Harga diri dan tubuh Yesus hancur, dan dinyatakan Yesus sudah tidak menyerupai
bentuk manusia lagi ketika sudah disalib. Yesus diejek, diludahi, diolok-olok,
difitnah, diketawakan, dihina secara fisik dan emosional; tetapi Yesus berpikir
hanya satu: yaitu ini semua untuk manusia ciptaanNya. Kasih Allah begitu besar
dan banyak manusia telah bersikap kurang ajar terhadap Allah, tidak menghargai
kasih Tuhan yang tidak habis-habisnya bagi manusia, bagi manusia ciptaanNya.
Yesus adalah satu-satunya jalan, hidup dan kebenaran, satu-satunya juruselamat
yang hidup, dan Ia telah menyatakannya di Alkitab. Allah menjadi manusia untuk
menggenapi Firman Allah dan syarat Juruselamat. Cara Yesus mati memang adalah
sebuah penghinaan yang terbesar. Allah adalah pencipta dan kita adalah
ciptaan-Nya. Tetapi Yesus mau dan rela menjadi serupa dengan ciptaan, yakni
menjadi ciptaanNya sendiri demi manusia. DiriNya dibiarkanNya terhina, untuk
menggantikan ciptaan-Nya. Hanya dalam Yesus ada keselematan. Orang banyak
mengira status ini menyombongkan diri karena Kristen menyatakan Yesus adalah
SATU-SATUnya jalan, tetapi ini bukan berarti sombong. Ini adalah fakta yang
besar, sebuah kenyataan, kebenaran. Orang lain berkata orang Kristen sombong
karena berkata-kata tentang hal-hal seperti ini, tetapi pernyataan kekristenan
adalah kenyataan, “the truth”. Kebangkitan dalam hal rohani, ada kuasa
kebangkitan yang besar di dalamNya, bukti keselamatan ada dalam Yesus,
pembaruan iman. Mengapa masih ada penderitaan kalau Allah ada? Berimanlah,
hayati kasih Allah, karena Allah adil. Sebelum mencapai sesuatu yang berlimpah,
Allah mau kita bersusah payah terlebih dahulu, dan Ia akan segera menolong,
menopang kita dan memeluk kita, menghibur, mengatakan bahwa jerih payah kita
tak akan pernah sia-sia di dalam persekutuan dengan Allah. (1 Korintus 15:1-58)
Easter Celebration II [In English]
All religions seek safety and how to get to safety. There are people who think Jesus was a great man, but Jesus is not God. The man boast to be stupid and messed up his life once. People who claim to be a god / God must prove what he can rise after death. However, it has not been anyone, human or living creature that could rise from the dead or death.
Key to the essence of Christianity, is it? Easter is not the usual celebration. Key essence of the Christian faith; Everything is there, to faith in Christ. History can not be resisted, replaced, marred. The greater the love of God for man. We must live the love of God, and after his experience love is too large, we will bow down and thank God. Although we think of sin that we did was small, and kadangkaala if indeed it is the smallest sin, that sin will be enlarged, and many people underestimate the love and forgiveness of God almighty. Many people take advantage of God's love to underestimate him, and others. Man must respect, obey God and His love; like our parents. When they had cared for loved us patiently, suffering for their children, we have to keep their love. Just as appreciated Lord who died, suffered; much more suffering for us humans.Default, depending on the appreciation of the love of God, faithful to Him because He has saved us from sin death, and others. Our salvation comes from God's grace. Jesus was a loving, but He is also infinite justice and omnipotent. The name of Jesus there is a lot, then we must state which is Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, Jesus who died and rose to save the world, Jesus the Son of God, Jesus the Lord in the form of 100% man and 100% God, and so on.
In the Bible, Jesus is often upset and crying and others. Jesus many times mercy, and these statements are recorded in the Bible. In fact, movies and pictures far described, while he was being tortured, when Jesus is in the world. Jesus' self-esteem and body destroyed, and declared Jesus had not resemble a human form again when it was crucified. Jesus was ridiculed, spat upon, mocked, slandered, diketawakan, insulted physically and emotionally; but he thinks only one: that's all for the human creation. God's love is so great and many people have to be brash to God, do not appreciate the love of God that is not inexhaustible for humans, for humans creation. Jesus is the only way, life and truth, the only savior who lives, and He has revealed in the Bible.Default, depending on the appreciation of the love of God, faithful to Him because He has saved us from sin death, and others. Our salvation comes from God's grace. Jesus was a loving, but He is also infinite justice and omnipotent. The name of Jesus there is a lot, then we must state which is Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, Jesus who died and rose to save the world, Jesus the Son of God, Jesus the Lord in the form of 100% man and 100% God, and so on.
In the Bible, Jesus is often upset and crying and others. Jesus many times mercy, and these statements are recorded in the Bible. In fact, movies and pictures far described, while he was being tortured, when Jesus is in the world. Jesus' self-esteem and body destroyed, and declared Jesus had not resemble a human form again when it was crucified. Jesus was ridiculed, spat upon, mocked, slandered, laughed at, insulted physically and emotionally; but he thinks only one: that's all for the human creation. God's love is so great and many people have to be brash to God, do not appreciate the love of God that is not inexhaustible for humans, for humans creation. Jesus is the only way, life and truth, the only savior who lives, and He has revealed in the Bible. God became man to fulfill the Word of God and Savior requirements.The way Jesus died it was a greatest insult. God is the creator and we are his creation. But Jesus wanted and was willing to be similar to the creation, which is to be alone for the sake of human creation. Let humiliated Himself, to replace his creation. Only in Jesus there is salvation. Many people think this status brag because Christians claim Jesus is the only way, but this does not mean arrogant. This is a great fact, a reality, truth. Others say Christians arrogant as to speak of things like this, but the statement is true Christianity, "the truth". Awakening in spiritual matters, there is a great power of the resurrection in Him, there is evidence of salvation in Jesus, renewal of faith. Why is there suffering if God exists? Have faith, biological love of God, because God is fair. Prior to achieve something that is abundant, God wants us to take pains in advance, and he will immediately help, sustain us and embrace us, cheer, saying that our efforts will never be in vain in communion with God. (1 Corinthians 15: 1-58)
Joking Around
1. A mother was texting her daughter who was 17.
Mum: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher
Mum: Did you finish your homework?
Mum: We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mum: Have you check the whole house if the lights are still turned on?
Mum: Dad and I talked, we are going to buy you a car next week.
Girl: U are???? Omg thank u
Mum: No. We're not. I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts.
Girl: That was cruel
2. Jon admired Gabrielle, so he texted her.
Jon: Hey wazzup! :)
Jon: Hello? Anybody there?
Jon: Gab are you there?
Jon: Why aren't you answering?
Gabrielle: Sorry, I dropped my phone and I can't find it. I'll text you when I find it.
Jon: You find it yet?
Gabrielle: No.
Jon: Okay, let me know when you do.
3. Pretend that this is a phone, and a girl was texting her mom using WhatsApp.
[Momeh]
Girl: Mum
Girl: Mummy
Girl: Mummmm
Girl: Mum it's really important
Mum: What do you want its three in the morning
Girl: I just farted
Mum: Just one normal child.....thats all I ask for
PS. Dear readers,
I'm sorry if I am not too good with jokes, and please be fair-minded, to think that I am not a joker :'). Please correct me if I'm wrong, and please don't underestimate it because I really can't do jokes.. but to make my blog fun, I'll try.. :) :D Thanks for understanding.
Best regards,
Me ;) (Tania)
Thanks for being with me today. Hope I can post all the pictures tomorrow! :)